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It seems that a young man in Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He decided to start in New York and head west.

He enters a large cathedral in New York and notices a golden phone with a sign that reads "$10,000/minute." Intrigued, he asked the the pastor what the deal was. The pastor explained that this phone was a direct line to heaven and you could personally speak to God. The young man moved on to the next church.

As he went through church after church moving across the country, he saw the same phone with the same sign. Finally, he entered a church in Arizona. And again, he saw the same phone, but this time it had a sign that read "Calls: $0.25/each." The young man asked the local pastor what this phone was for.

"This is a direct line to heaven, and you can speak directly to God," replied the pastor.

"Yes, but all of the other phones in all of the other churches were $10,000/minute. Why is this one only 25 cents for a call?" questioned the young man.

"Well you're in Arizona now, so this is a local call."

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SpeedyAlchemist Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Writer
Free hug from Speedy!! onion dance :iconyuiswayplz: :iconmoesnuggleplz: Chili Anime Emoji (Snuggy hug) [V2]Big Hero 6 Baymax (There There) Panda Emoji-32 (Happy Blush) [V2]
Have a lovely day Bud! La la la la Dance!
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shadowlord19 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday.
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StarlightShymmer Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Ah! Thank you!
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Gigglezalotz Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Love your artwork :D
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StarlightShymmer Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! >w<
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You're welcome :hug:
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DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for adding [Practice] Hands to your collections. I'm happy that you like the piece :la:
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StarlightShymmer Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah man, the way you draw hands is beautiful. :)
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